1. Bring a pillow, fall asleep(or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes, wake up, say "Oh jeez, better get cracking." And do some gibberish work, turn it in a few minutes early
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out of the room screaming, "Andre, Andre I have the secret documents!!!"
3. If it is a Math/Science exam answer in essay form. If it is a long essay form answer with numbers and symbols, be creative.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with your self out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"
8. Bring a Game Boy™. Play it with max volume level.
9. On the answer sheet find a new interesting way to refuse to answer every question on the grounds that it conflicts with your religious beliefs. Be creative.
10. Bring pets.
11. Run into the exam room looking around franticly. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor and say, "They've found me I have to flee the country." And run off.
12. 15 min. into the exam stand up, rip up all the papers into small pieces, throw them into the air and yell, "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring ask for another copy saying you lost the first one. Do this every 15 min.
13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or florescent markers.
14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel around your head, and nothing else.
15. Come down with a bad case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one make one up. For Math/Science try using Roman Numerals.
17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when they're not looking. Blame it on the person next to you.
18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are walking on your next video during the next exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay. Tell them to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
20. Every 5 min. stand up collect your things and move to another seat, continue with the exam.
21. Turn in the exam 30 min early. As you walk out the door comment how easy that was.
22. Do the entire exam as if it were multiple choice or t/f. if it is then spell out interesting words. (dccab.babe…).
23. Bring a black marker, turn in the exam with all the questions and answers blacked out.
24. Get the exam. 20 min. into it throw your papers down and violently scream "the heck with this" and walk out triumphantly.
25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ex. Threaten the instructor that whether or not after everyone is done they are walking out to go drink).
26. Show up completely drunk. (completely drunk means at some point in the exam to start crying for your mommy).
27. Every now and then clap twice rapidly, if the instructors asks why tell him or her in a very derogatory tone "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper, duh!"
28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
29. Go into the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min. put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
30. Go to an exam for a class that you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small and the instructor would recognize if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
31. Upon receiving the exam look it over while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expects me to waste my time on this drivel?"
32. Bring a water pistol to class, nuff said.
33. From the moment the exam begins hum the theme to jeopardy. Ignore the teachers request for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another begin to whistling the theme to the bridge on the river kwai.
34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
35. If the exam is math/science related make up the longest proofs you can think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam relate everything to your own life story.
36. Come in wearing full knights out fit complete with sword and shield.
37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed because you have a bad circulation.
38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious like history notes for a math exam otherwise your not just failing your getting kicked out too.) and staple them to the exam with the comment "please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
39. When you walk in complain about the heat. Strip.
40. After you get the exam call the teacher over, point to any problem and ask for the answer. Try to work it out of them.
41. One word: wrestlemania
42. Bring balloons, blow them up start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
43. Try to get the people in the room to do the wave.
44. Play Frisbee with friends at the other side of the room.
45. Bring some large cumbersome ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, pizzas, etc.. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
47. During the exam take apart everything around you, desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
48. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop say "helps me think.." bring a copy of the student handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "I told you so."
49. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
50. Answer the exam with "the top ten reasons why professors xxx sucks."
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