20 Things That Look Like Female Genitals

• 1. Sideways eyes

  

• I mean, I'm assuming. I had a friend at camp who said he saw one once. He told me what they look like. 2. Cracks in walls

  

• 3. This guy's elbow scar

  

• 4. Sea shells

  

• 5. Men's chins with the mirror effect in Photobooth on

  

• 6. This guy's belly button

  

• 7. Tubs of margarine

  

• 8. Georgia O'Keeffe's “Grey Line”

  

• 9. These little plants

  

• 10. Cookies

  

• 11. Oysters

  

• 12. Parentheses with braces inside them

  

• 13. Armpits

  

• 14. Some purses

  

• 15. Beet hearts

  

• 16. Red peppers

  

• 17. Children's toys

  

• 18. Trees

  

• 19. The entrances to inflatable bouncey Pikachus

  

• 20. Computer mice