Christina Aguilera Leans a Little Closer Towards Drag

This dress ain’t half bad, but unfortunately Christina Aguilerra had to be the one to show up in it at the MTV Video Music Awards. That horrible super blonde bone straight hair combined with her usual drag queen make up is doing some serious crap to her face. She actually looks like Chyna or one of Rupaul’s groupies. Also, someone needs to address the issue that her breasts seem to be slowly oozing off of her chest. Cleavage is acceptable only when you’ve got them pushed up and squeezed together like a bunch of blue collar workers on a bus during rush hour. Maybe you should take a few lessons from Tila Tequila.